Dennis Clayton Design, Development & Communication Solutions» “Global Warming” http://claytond.com Web Development, Hosting, IT Consulting, Technology Solutions Sat, 12 Nov 2011 22:55:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Gore: The Planet has a Fever! http://claytond.com/2007/03/21/gore-the-planet-has-a-fever/ http://claytond.com/2007/03/21/gore-the-planet-has-a-fever/#comments Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:01:36 +0000 Dennis Clayton http://www.iDude.org/2007/03/21/gore-the-planet-has-a-fever/ r1971894672b.jpgIt’s been PRETTY cold this year with HUGE airline tie ups in the North East, massive snow over the past holidays in Colorado and that region, stranding a co-worker of mine trying to get home to their family, forcing them to find alternative ground transportation. My friend ended up missing Christmas altogether, not getting home until the 27th even though he left the eastern US on the 23rd.

But it’s TOO WARM!!!  Too warm to fly planes!!  They all need to be cooled before taking off! Oh NO!

Come on! Give me a break! It’s funny how on a lot of the days there are “global warming” events over the winter months, the temperature hits record lows, cancelling the event or preventing most of the attendees from arriving.

But,

Gore insisted that the link is beyond dispute and is the source of broad agreement in the scientific community.

“The planet has a fever,” Gore said.

No, Mr. Gore, I think you are the one with a fever, you look pretty bad in this picture, YOU better go see a doctor… And have him check your head too. I think your mommy might have dropped you too hard on it and now the area of your brain that processes temperature is damaged.

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